Top hat, anyone?

Recently, while shopping for my dad on Nordstrom.com, I came across this little item:

Christys' London Rabbit Fur Felt Top Hat

I incredibly relieved to see that the styles which defined tight-asses back in the day are still alive and defining modern tight-asses. And I can look like a said tight-ass for $395.00, a small price to pay to gain such a prestigious role in society. If you are more of a bowler hat type, Christy's London also makes this hat in the bowler shape (yes they slaughtered rabbits to do it too):

Christys' London Rabbit Fur Felt Bowler

This hat actually reminds me of DuPont et DuPont, the blundering twin detectives in Tin Tin, which causes me to take one step down from my usual cynicism. Because you just can't critique something DuPont et DuPont wear.

The definition of class, right there.


Now I ask you: Are you a bowler hat or top hat type (and why)?


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